West Ham United Ladies — The Iron Awards

Goalkeepers Toni-Anne Wayne and Zoe Lipley-Hinton hand out imaginary ‘Iron’ awards to the West Ham United Ladies squad. Vicky King is Little Miss OCD for her neatly set out clothes, Sam Rowland takes both Lateness, always blaming the traffic, and Clumsiest for tripping over her own feet, and Rosie Sullivan is both Tallest and Biggest Diva, adjusting her hair mid-tackle. Becky Merritt is the fans’ favourite for her Twitter replies and also the strongest, resistant even to rugby tackles. Mel Abbeglen is the resident Einstein having been accepted by Cambridge, Stacey Little is the Pearly Queen, and manager Julia Setford collects awards for both cooking and maddest driving.