SK Awards: Leeds United Ladies

The spoof squad awards turn to Leeds United Ladies, with Clare Sykes and Carey Huegett as She Kicks’ undercover agents. Sykes takes tidiest, queen of comedy in her own estimation, and most tanned for real after a holiday, while Emma Lipman is judged fake-tanned orange. Huegett, known as Kez, wins fastest feet and ultimate tekkers. Hayley Sharp is biggest diva, longest kick and always moaning; Abi Lee loudest; Tanya Rich tallest among players and goalkeeping coach Nick Dingwall among staff. Olivia Thackray and Jules Draycott share wackiest hair, Billie Murphy is clumsiest for knocking herself out on a goalpost, and Abbie McIver broke her own collarbone twice. Stacey Emmonds and Emma Coates are brainiacs, Natalie Staneff the unsung hero, and Danielle Sheen quietest after nine months without introducing herself.