She Kicks Car Quiz: Lois Roche (Reading)

The She Kicks Car Quiz, prompted a few issues earlier by a tweet from Sophie Barker, turns to Reading’s Lois Roche, with the magazine noting it is trying to make amends after substituting her head for a biting Luis Suarez in an online photo puzzle. Roche drives a black Beetle convertible most people refer to as the death trap, saying the dashboard lights up more than a Christmas tree. Asked what player it would be, she picks a cross between Titus Bramble and Emile Heskey, all over the gaff and not worth the money. Her personalised plate, a 21st birthday present, reads W18 LJR for her initials, birthday and the west side of London. She estimates roughly twelve hours a week driving and lift-shares with team-mate Alex Keown.