Most Likely To — Everton

Everton captain Jody Handley goes undercover to characterise her squad. Jill Scott would go furthest in the bleep test, having won the mini London marathon as a child with what Handley calls a Phoebe from Friends running style and once been billed in the local paper as the fastest paper girl in town, though Michelle Hinnigan is closing. Fern Whelan would win a dance-off, rewinding MTV to practise, and once missed a flight to a Champions League tie after mislaying her passport, later found at the local police station. Toni Duggan is not a hypothetical case for injuring herself with an overhead kick, having been substituted with concussion against Liverpool. Alex Greenwood is the fake tan enthusiast, Lucy Bronze lifts the heaviest weights, and Rachel Brown is relentlessly positive.