Most Likely To… — Chelsea FC

Chelsea players Helen Lander and Ashlee Hincks go undercover as the magazine’s secret insiders to characterise their new-look Super League squad. Claire Rafferty, known as Raff, is credited with reaching 18.6 in the January bleep test on half a knee, and is judged most likely both to be late for a team meeting while topping up her fake tan and to appear on Come Dine With Me. Sophie Perry would win a dance-off and could give Mr Tumble a run for his money on children’s television, Kate Longhurst is most likely to injure herself attempting an overhead kick, and Katie Sherwood is both the team mummy and the player who turned up without most of her kit on debut. Sophie Ingle is said not to have spoken since signing.